Oct
9th
Thu
9th
The most incredible personal library ever.
I want to spend a month in this place.
Oct
6th
Mon
6th
Tim Dickinson is my new best friend.
Oct
5th
Sun
5th
Women don’t really want to hear a man’s opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Oct
4th
Sat
4th
I know how you feel bird dude.
Oct
3rd
Fri
3rd
Bad credit is the best defense against identity theft.
Sep
30th
Tue
30th
In honor of John McCain’s recommendation that the Federal Reserve buy up to $1 trillion in mortgages, I’ve decided to redesign our flag.
Is this like atheists in foxholes? Are there no free market capitalists during a depression?
I never liked the old version anyway, patterns are so tacky.
They have God on their side, all we have is Ben Affleck.
— Michael Moore on why the Democrats lost the last two elections.
Sep
28th
Sun
28th
Sounds about right.
Sep
27th
Sat
27th
The first 40 seconds of Annie Hall perfectly describes me and my philosophy on life.
Sep
24th
Wed
24th
It’s like trying to find a vein on a failure junkie.
— The Daily Show on the Bush administration’s handling of the Wall Street collapse
An Arctic Sea "Foaming" with Methane
We’re all going to die.
Good ideas do not need lots of lies told about them in order to gain public acceptance.
— Daniel Davies